My Random question

So here's what I got as my random question:
What would your camoufladge be if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

Or some other bull that I'm sure some jerk out there is getting paid to make-up. Here's how I [fully] answered! 8D!

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I would probably just wear gingerbread...But then again what the hell am I doing in a gingerbread house in the first place? Is this some kind of sick joke? You can't hide from zombies in a gingerbread house! They'd knock down the walls! Is that what I'm camouflaging myself from? Zombies? What kind of idiot am I!

You can't hide in a gingerbread house! And you definitely can't camouflage yourself in gingerbread! NOT WHEN IT'S ZOMBIES!

Am I trying to lure in unicorns? Is that what I'm doing? Because they don't like gingerbread! At least not without icing? Is there icing?...What am I talking about of course there's icing. What else is gonna hold together the house? Cement? That goes against all the rules of gingerbread house building! By the way: Who the hell decided it was okay to build houses out of gingerbread? Why not oatmeal cookies? I like those... I bet it doesn't taste good though... I bet it taste like complete and utter crap because it's someone's house. They'd be farting in it and everything! Number one rule of eating a gingerbread house: DON'T little gingerbread men have probably been spreading their icing everywhere.

On that note: Who lives in a ginger bread house? Honestly? I'll tell you who: A really rich anorexic guy. Why? Because he's the only one who could pay for that kind of shit! Not to mention he'd be the only who wouldn't be tempted into eating it. Seeing as most people don't think about others farting and doing god knows what in THEIR home, that's exactly what 89% of the population would do: EAT IT!

Mean while, on topic!-

Well, I'd probably just end up breaking a sugar glass window and run away if the need to be camouflaged is a threat, but other wise I'd just sit there like: Hey, I'm inside a freakin' gingerbread house... How'd it get so big? Dude who lives there that I'm afraid of? The anorexic rich guy? Psht, I'd kick his ass! He's anorexic, how much could he possibly weigh? It be like stealing candy from a baby, or a ginger bread house from a really weak guy.

Is it a gingerbread man? Because then I'd have to freak out, because it's a talking F**king cookie! But then I'd punch them in their gingerbread face...AND EAT 'EM! Except I probably wouldn't because they'd probably would have been farting all over the place! FREAKIN' TALKING GINGERBREAD MEN!

How the hell do you go about making those? Witch craft? Is that who it is? A witch? Because then I'd just shake her hand be like: Dude teach me! I wanna make talking oatmeal cookie men! Then I'd like create my own army of oat meal cookie men, but I wouldn't actually use 'em... #1 rule of war: No using food as army men. They get soggy.

Which brings me to this: What the hex am I doing in there in the first place?