How to Glarificate

Salutations!

If you happen to be reading this, you've found your way to Glarification's blog site! You may have found it fro Glarificaton's DeviantArt or you may not have even been looking it. If that's the case:get the hex out of here before the zombies eat you.

In this blog you shall find:

• An assort ment of meaningles jibber jabber
• The use of the word HEX in replacement of HECK
• The implication that zombies exist and that the Necropocalypse is a not too distant future
• The love of bubbles and other childhood wonders
• Assistance for day to day human interactions
• Lovely little things that I make up!
• Facial expression: 8D, XD, ^.^, >.
• References to meaningless movies
  
  • Resident Evil Series
  • The Last Unicorn
  • Any Zombie Movie I can think of
  • Johnny Depp Movies
  • Romance Movies
  • Horror Movies
  • Comedy Movies
  • Any movie that happens to cross my mind!
    
• References to meaningless shows
  
  • Doctor Who
  • Buffy
  • MadTv
  • Saturday Night Live
  • Robot Chicken
  • The Upside Down show
  • VH1's Top 20
  • More from Adult swim and other such Cartoon Network favorites

What exactly is Glarification?
The process of having me (Glare) put things under my evil eyes, and looking at at until it runs away. In other words: Having me take any question and answering it to the best of my abilities.

How does one Glarificate?
One Glarificates by coming on here, reading this and further expanding their Glarifinowledge. [Just kidding, I will not just put Glare in front of a word and call it mine...that would get annoying quick.] You come on here and read the answer to a question previously asked. Then, if you want, send me a letter with a question of your own.

I think I should warn you though, I tend to get off topic. I have a kind of ADD if you will: Attention Deficiency Did you see that butterfly?

Nothing is out of line to be spoken of. If I don't talk about it, it probably wasn't thought of. Just send me a message and I'll be sure to punch the topic in the face as soon as I can. Tv shows, Movies, Books, Politics, Society in general, or just a simple question about how to deal with that weird guy at work *shivers*.

You talk about it!
I'll Glare at it!